Seth Calls Out Late Night Writer Mike Scollins

Birt 29 mar 2021
Seth calls out Late Night writer Mike Scollins for his clever jokes about national holidays like National Cheesesteak Day and National Pecan Day.
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  • I MUST CONFESS I HAVE HAD A MAJOR CRUSH ON Scollins the Comedic comedy Beefcake ever since he liked a Twitter reply from me regarding your staff group picture..As an Environmental Scientist I appreciate how he recycles his jokes.. Sincerely he is welcome in Florida as my guest...he would fit in comfortably. DAMA

  • where have u guys been??!

  • Can you think of an Asian country where Asians are predicted to become a minority in the near future? Probably not. Can you think of an African country where Blacks are predicted to become a minority in the near future? I didn't think so. Can you think of a White country where Whites are NOT predicted to become a minority in the near future? Did you ever wonder why? The reason is that there is a program of genocide going on in EVERY White country and ONLY in White countries. "Diversity" and "multiculturalism" are just codewords for White genocide. Anti-racist is a codeword for anti-White.

  • Where ya at Seth we're getting dry out here

  • Suppose you wanted to destroy a nation. How might you go about it? Well, for starters, you could flood their lands with millions of people of another race. Then you could encourage people to assimilate and mix together until there were no more people of the original race left. Then you could call anyone "racist" who objected to any of this, and get them fired from their jobs. Have you noticed something? This is exactly what is happening to White people in White countries right now. Diversity is a codeword for White genocide. Anti-racist is a codeword for anti-White.

    • Suppose you wanted to destroy a nation. How might you go about it? You'd let that nation grow rich by exploiting poorer countries. You'd make this way of living into an incontestable, dogmatic faith and call anyone who opposes it a "commie". While that country becomes fat and comfortable, you'd make other countries envious and resentful. You'd feed the nation's people with chemicals, medication, artificial ingredients and raise them in a biologically sterile environment so they lose their immunity and their fertility declines. You'd make them so obsessed with money and afraid of growing old that they prioritise work over giving birth to children. You'd sow internal dissent and create scapegoats by cutting and pasting comments like yours on ISchats to raise anxiety and doubts. The "white race" that you represent is an evolutionary and social dead end. Meanwhile, I'm the 8th of 11 children and have 7 kids of my own, the oldest of which is soon going to bless us with our first grandchild - of mixed race, naturally. No problems with sperm counts, no IVF, just good old Mother Nature ensuring that the fittest survive and rule. 👁 👁 👁️ 👁️ 👁 👁 👄 👄 👄 copy and paste that, you fake alt-right f*cktard nobody.

  • Loving scollins jokes..

  • havent been getting notifications

  • Seth sleeping on is Job

  • I bet seth is ignoring the gaetz scandal for some reason

    • That's hilarious

  • I really miss a closer look

  • Steth what do you call a comedian whose not funny? Look in the mirror when you ponder this question.

    • @chemstry If you want to be funny, lose the political bias agenda. I get it, you are a democratic liberal. You are limiting your audience. Your political rhetoric is not funny. Sounds like you are the hater!

    • @chemstry you make a lot of assumptions. Why don't you mind your own business? You are probably Steth himself, posting from a John Doe account. Steth, your comedy sucks. Give it up.

    • @Philly's Finest Radio wow u just click on it to make hate comments? Don't u got something better to do with your time

    • @chemstry why would you assume I watched this video? I didn't.

    • Don't watch it and leave comments then

  • Retarded is the surviveability of declaration and I have achieved perfect understanding: We're playing "Declaration Of United Nations" where you win by being black john and speaking georgian language regarding the west pointe herpes situation in benin to jethro kenya from beverly hillbillies who invented thomas jefferson. The comedy is withholding snap'n'pops while feigning a portuguese accent

  • So my old professor of Improv at Northwestern, Dr. Marcel Doubtfire, rang me to ask me to do the commencement speech. They are also going to award me an Honorary Doctorate of Comedy and Improv. My mother was pleased coz she’s Jewish and can now say, “my son the doctor.” I’m so excited coz I will be able to do my own surgery, coz humour is the best medicine. I arrived in town the day before the ceremony and had lunch at Custers Last Hotdog Stand. Ya gotta visit this Evanston landmark. A real classic Chicago style hot dog stand with bootleg liquor and a special whisky called Al Capones Revenge. The hot dogs were as good as ever. I had to ask for tomatoes which are standard on a Chicago dog and spaniels in particular, but the atmosphere was great. A line snaked through the tiny place and orders were being barked every few seconds. Just what you expect from a classic hot dog stand, like the one I started in Amsterdam called Van Gogh’s Baseball Park Revenge. The ceremony was held in the Kellogg’s Cornflakes School of Breakfast Cereal Research. The groundbreaking cereal called Mustard and Hotdog Flavoured Chocolate Snap Pops was pioneered here. My old frat society is next door, the Phi Gamma Ray Beta Million Epsilon 5 Delta Airlines Kappa Cino. It was a great frat house with 6 members, all studying Advanced Improv. I arrived at the ceremony in my Baltimore Ravens Academic Gown Jersey, and took up my position on the 10 yard line. It was gonna be a hard game, coz we were playing University of Illinois Urban Champagne Distillers, a mean bunch of mothers who always played dirty. I was playing ‘wide far out in the next stadium receiver’ so needed to be on the ball. The hotdog lunch started to kick in, so my energy levels dropped to zero as usual, so I dropped a few ‘Brachs Frango Fanny May Tootsie Roll Blend’ candies, a 12 layered candy always guaranteed to give you a dangerous level insulin high and be ready for a game. So anyways, I got my doctorate that day, but we lost to IUCD 678 to 0.

  • Please don’t bring the audience back. Keep it like this. I need more Scollins humor.

  • "That's it, I've had a nut of this."

  • All paths lead to nowhere (we are all mortal and will all experience death) - follow the path with a heart.... The heartbeat synchronises with the leylines under the earth and molten lava flows through mother earth parallel within our own veins. Shine bright like a diamond...like diamonds in the sky......established in the seed word twinkling in the timelessness of the cosmos resonating rhythmic waves of conscious awareness and conscientisation ..... The heartbeat connects us all with every element of the universe and all species big and small tracing the rays of life from light sources (sun, moon, stars and phosphorescent light) through the fontanelle, down through to our hearts. The sacred space, where subtle ethereal embers smoulder, receiving power from our spiritual fire within....... Robyn is an exceptional artist. Her social media presence is inspiring, demonstrating for young people in their hearts, to follow their dreams and aspirations, be true to who they are in themselves. And most importantly, use whatever vehicle of success, big or small, to give back. The money is only money. What it represents though is honouring and manifesting personal gifts, by doing something properly/correctly and through that process of being a selfless medium, grounding and aligning pure energy....literally, as sung, through the stars. All power to Robyn....the humble Star from Barbadoes who exemplifies the riches of being oneself, down to earth, natural, connected and empathic. Ko nga whetu i te rangi e kaa mai ana ....ko nga uri o Barbadoes ki runga i te whenua ....May the spiritual energy of Barbadoes's descendants on earth continue to burn as strongly, radiantly and energetically as the twinkling stars in the heavens of the cosmos.

  • Seth please upload more of Seth Meyers’s new a closer look videos?

  • Did Scollins go on strike or something?!? The Pecan joke wasn’t that bad!!

  • That's aweome! hahaha!

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  • On day 3, I was not sure if Seth is calling three jokes in a row a turkey, or was calling Mike Scollins a turkey. Weirdly, additional evidence for both of these explanations was presented on day 4.

  • This is the worst show on utube. I've heard behind the scenes they call him "cocklips". Lol.

  • Funny but on several levels.

  • “Scollins!” like the headmaster is chasing him with a cane.

  • "I hope you got a nut." Huh? 🤷‍♂️

  • I would have said "stop picking on me pecan these nuts"

  • You have comments turned off for Karen's vid on the Atlanta hate crimes. Please tell her she did a brilliant job, and I'm sending huge zen hugs to her, her lovely Domino's grandad, and all Asian Americans. Here's hoping together, we can ensure she never has to make such things clear again. Lots of love, and look forward to more of her work on happier subjects!

  • These writers suck... watching on Friday night . Wth- I’m not laughing- I’m confused 🤷‍♂️

  • He should've done a shout out to his nuts. Would've been expected, but funny imo

  • "Shout-out to my hose" - LMAO XD

  • Deez nutz “Take some time to appreciate Deeze nutz” Is just sitting right there and he didn’t go for it.

  • Hello Mr. Meyers 🙌 That interview with Conan was terrific! Who knew you were hired as a performer at SNL 🤷‍♂️ cool story sir, PS Hey on or around the 7 minute mark you list a host of Super! fellas that you worked with, this generation, that group, this cast, that cast, Lots of names...so no Ladies in All those “eras” eh?...who knew 🤷‍♂️...i remember them anyway, ☮️💜

  • I assume Mike Scollins was celebrating "National Leave Your Job With All Your Stuff In A Box At The End Of The Week"... Week.

  • Four in a row should be called a fourky

  • This guy is cringe

  • Last one should have just been "shoutout to my hos" and showed some hookers

  • Does Scollins get paid? Does he have good jokes that succeed, but you just don't draw attention to those, so it just seems like all his jokes are godawful? I like the show, I love the way it's gone with no audience, I can't stand the fact that Scollins is, apparently, paid for his contributions.

  • Wow not funny whatsoever? but i guess that's what you were going for cause your lazy and this show is for old housewifes

  • Why does Skylands look like he’s lost at the beach with a note pin to him by his mother who is abandoning him I mean if I had a kid that looked like that I would’ve put him down insert rimshot get good

  • i hope... you got...... a nut?

  • I look forward to a daily "National Day" joke from Scollins.

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  • *shakes fist at sky* SCOLLINS!!

  • Spit take on "I hope you got a nut."

  • Calling out Mike Scollins is not new. It's become a regular (boring) schtick.

  • I'm to rich with pain for you to ignore and to young to die quickly unless I get killed by losers.

  • Scollins is a genus. The Hoe jokes are subtle but the nut joke is actually good but more gross. So A for effort Scollins. 😏

  • 10/10

  • “Today was national pecan day, so hey everyone let’s pecan Scollins!” Would have been soooo good.

  • That was hilarious!

  • Scollins should’ve ended national pecan day with “ if you can’t make this day funny, I pecan!”

  • I thought everyday was have a nut day? Shush, don't tell my wife that it is only once a year.

  • He made Scollins somewhat like Jordan Schlansky

  • Scollins writes for Amy shumer

  • Repost

  • Today is national pecan day, so shout-out to deez nuts.

  • This dude is such a A-Hole.

    • Why are you re-commenting? Troll.

    • @Dean Walker If you detest this so much, why are you watching, much less commenting? There is a really easy solution to this dilemma for you: just leave this site and never look at it again. That concern is over for you. Or do you just love to troll?

    • Your on air phone number ... horseshit. Just like your show. News flash. You’re not a “celebrity” as you call yourself.

  • Dumbest crap on TV.

  • Love Seth but have grown a bit bored of the Scollins mentions. Sure he’s a brilliant and very funny guy, but please get in on with it

  • Today is National Pecan Day so be sure to keep your peanuts in your pants.

  • Oh Scollins keep up the national day trifecta..no nuts for you!

  • Scollins had trouble cracking up the nut jokes.

  • The 29th March was National Doctors’ Day, so a shout out to my HMOs! Scollins!

  • Maybe the punchline to every joke should be “penises exist.” Wouldn’t that be the ultimate in hilarity? Zaniness? Kookiness?

  • If Scollins isn't already a Dad, he's gonna nail it.

  • When are you going to start being funny?

  • That would be a turkey with cheese.

  • Scollins! Nut a good joke, man.

  • You gotta love your nuts.

  • Rip msnbc yay

  • He should have gone with "Shout out to my hoes" which makes no sense in relation to pecan day but ties into the first to jokes as a callback.

  • It's sad what has happened to Seth "Woke" Myers . He used to be genuinely funny . Now just another Fountain of Wokeness . Gone .

  • Scollins is the best

  • National cheesesteak day also ' check your blood pressure day at CVS😂😂😂

  • National agriculture day LEAF them alone!😂😂😂

  • Scollins is my kind of joke writer. Give him a raise.

  • 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • The joke should of been how do like deeze nutzzz

  • Juuuusssst a bit outside...

  • He did the best pe-can

  • Scollin's is a nation treasure. There should be a national holiday for him, a Scolliday if you will.

  • Scollins for President #Scollins2024

  • You could hear a pin drop and ... when Seth sighed. Ahh, so close Scollins, so close.

  • When are we gonna get National Scollins Day? The public is'collin for it!

  • I laughed at the nut joke!!

  • Scollins wrote policy for Trump!!

  • Gosh, I wouldn't want to be Seth's writer. It is a joke? it is a bullying? Yep.

    • He clearly has a crew who is loyal to him and they him. They understand joking in a way that would be difficult to explain to you. I’ll bet that some of these people whom he jokes with will come out with some pretty good jobs. Look at Amber: she started there and now has her own show with guest appearances on Seth’s show. No bullying here.

  • I really dislike the pandemic and have always loved Seth's show, but since the pandemic I've loved how care free they have become and still pull off a good show. F frisbie!

  • National Pecan day, go bury your face in some pie." 🤔

  • I really don't get it, please explain before I go crazy!!

  • I’ve been watching some John Mulaney interviews lately. I had only known him from his Seth and Stefon writing where he tortured Bill Hader each skit-to the benefit of humankind. Anyway, this man is not only a hilarious writer but speaker as well. There is one interview with Kimmel where Mulaney tells about being questioned by the Secret Service because of something he said in a series of Drumpf jokes but the thing he was talking about that got him questioned was actually about Julius Caesar.

  • I love Mike Scollins' jokes.

  • "Give your nuts a treat"/"pamper your nuts"/something else that's marginally amusing, Shirley.

  • I don't get the joke. "I hope you got a ???" I don't know what the pun is.

    • @Lyla Lolliberry Thanks! I don't really have to google it though, do i? I bet it is boys and their obsession with their 'nads. Thanks again, though!

    • Got a nut. It's not a pun, it's a... well, it's a euphemism for something biological. Google it.

  • Scollins! Scollins! Scollins!

  • More amber and karen

  • I have an actual NEED to see Seth in that tank top!

  • the fact that they made a video comp of Scollins...based off our ISchats comments - is EPIC AF